Looking to level up your prank game or just make your friends laugh uncontrollably? A Deez Nuts joke is the perfect way to catch someone off guard with a hilarious twist.
If you’re a seasoned jokester or new to the art of punchlines, this ultimate collection has you covered.
From classic setups to themed versions like Pokémon or NFL’s Josh Allen, we’ve got every angle of Deez Nuts humor.
Get ready to laugh, surprise, and maybe even groan at these outrageous, clever, and downright funny Deez Nuts jokes perfect for any occasion!
Best Deez Nuts Joke 🏆
- Do you like dragons? Draggin deez nuts across your face
- Have you heard of Bofa? Bofa deez nuts
- You know Wendy? Wendy’s nuts hit your chin
- Have you met Candice? Candice nuts fit in your mouth
- Do you play Imagine Dragons? Imagine dragging deez nuts
- You know Ligma? Ligma deez nuts
- Ever been to Sawcon? Sawcon deez nuts
- Did you hear about Sugma? Sugma deez nuts
- Want to see a magic trick? Now you see deez, now you got deez nuts
- You like pudding? Pudding deez nuts in your mouth
- You like fitness? Fitness whole nut in your mouth
- You a fan of tapes? Tape deez nuts
- Ever been to Kenya? Kenya fit deez nuts in your mouth
- Did you meet Goblin? Goblin deez nuts
- Heard of Imagine Dragons? Imagine dragging deez nuts again
Josh Allen Deez Nuts Joke 🏈
- You like Josh Allen? Cause he’s throwin deez nuts all over the field
- You know who fumbled last game? Deez nuts, not Josh Allen
- Josh Allen just called—said he passed deez nuts
- Josh Allen got a cannon for an arm? He’s launching deez nuts
- Bills Mafia be jumpin through tables for deez nuts
- Fantasy team poppin? Must be cause of deez nuts and Allen
- You know Allen’s QB rating? Almost as high as deez nuts
- You watchin Bills vs Chiefs? Look out for deez nuts
- Josh ran for a first down and carried deez nuts too
- Red zone threat? That’s deez nuts in motion
- That trick play? Allen tossed deez nuts on it
- You got Allen in your picks? Then you’re holding deez nuts
- Ever been sacked like Mahomes? Try catchin deez nuts
- You root for the Bills? Welcome to deez nuts nation
- Heard Allen’s pregame speech? “Protect deez nuts at all costs”
Deez Nuts Joke Setups 🎯
- Have you seen the new Imagine Dragons album?
- Know anyone named Wilma?
- Have you ever been to Sugondese?
- Are you into fitness lately?
- Can you handle ligma?
- Are you a fan of Wendy’s?
- Did you meet up with Joe yesterday?
- Do you support Goblin’s charity?
- Are you a big fan of tapes?
- You been to Kenya recently?
- Have you seen the Bofa merch drop?
- You ever been to Updog?
- Do you know what Sawcon is?
- Did you catch that Candice tweet?
- Are you into pudding desserts?
(All setups can lead to the punchline: Deez Nuts!)
Good Deez Nuts Joke 👍
- You like playing sports? Try catching deez nuts
- Have you met Joe? Joe mama and deez nuts say hi
- You ever eat at Wendy’s? Wendy’s nuts are too good
- Heard of Sugma? Sugma deez nuts
- You like jazz? Jazz up deez nuts
- Want a piece of cake? How about a slice of deez nuts
- Can you handle the truth? The truth is… deez nuts
- Like traveling? Fly out to Deeznutistan
- You drink Ovaltine? Ova deez nuts
- You got WiFi? Connect to DeezNuts_5G
- You like memes? Meme deez nuts
- Ever play online games? Lag from deez nuts
- You seen that new app? Deez NutzTok
- You been to the new burger place? Try the Deez Deluxe
- You like puzzles? Put together deez nuts
Funny Deez Nuts Joke 😂
- You like Harry Potter? Dumbledore deez nuts
- You like soup? Slurp up deez nuts
- You enjoy singing? La-la-la…deez nuts
- You good at math? Calculate deez nuts
- You watch anime? Crunchyroll deez nuts
- You go to the gym? Work out deez nuts
- You ever been ghosted? By deez nuts
- You use TikTok? Scroll deez nuts
- You like Star Wars? Luke deez nuts
- You own a Tesla? Charge up deez nuts
- You scared of the dark? Hide deez nuts
- You got AirPods? Listen to deez nuts
- You got cashapp? Send me deez nuts
- You into crypto? Invest in DeezCoin
- You play chess? Checkmate deez nuts
Pokémon Deez Nuts Joke 🎮
- You caught Pikachu? Catch deez nuts too
- You like Bulbasaur? Bulba deez nuts
- Who’s your starter? Hopefully Deeznuto
- You ever traded on Pokémon Go? Trade deez nuts
- You like Squirtle? Squirtle on deez nuts
- You train Charizard? Train deez nuts
- Who’s that Pokémon? It’s deez nuts!
- You know Ash’s best catch? Deez nuts
- You caught ’em all? Not deez nuts
- You evolve your Eevee? Into Deezion
- Team Rocket blasts off? Right into deez nuts
- You battle gyms? Try deez nuts gym
- You play Pokémon Unite? Unite with deez nuts
- You got Master Ball? Catch deez nuts
- You seen Pokédex #420? It’s deez nuts
Deez Nuts Joke Ideas 💡
- Use sports lingo to deliver a fast one
- Try misdirection with celebrity names
- Mix in geography—ask about places like Sugondese
- Use internet slang like ligma and updog
- Trick with tech terms like WiFi, AirDrop
- Setup with brand names (Wendy’s, Tesla)
- Use food—pudding, soup, cake
- Introduce fictional names like Candice
- Reference current events subtly
- Ask trivia-style questions
- Blend into conversations naturally
- Use pop culture hooks (anime, gaming)
- Make parody product names
- Incorporate your friend’s interests
- Start with knock knock, end with chaos
Knock Knock Deez Nuts Joke 🚪
- Knock knock
Who’s there?
Candice
Candice who?
Candice nuts fit in your mouth - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Kenya
Kenya who?
Kenya fit deez nuts in there - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Ligma
Ligma who?
Ligma deez nuts - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Bofa
Bofa who?
Bofa deez nuts - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Wendy
Wendy who?
Wendy’s nuts hit your face - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Sawcon
Sawcon who?
Sawcon deez nuts - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Joe
Joe who?
Joe mama got deez nuts - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Tape
Tape who?
Tape deez nuts to your door - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Sugma
Sugma who?
Sugma deez nuts - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Goblin
Goblin who?
Goblin deez nuts - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Fitness
Fitness who?
Fitness deez nuts in your mouth - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Updog
Updog who?
Updog deez nuts - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Deez
Deez who?
Deez nuts! - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Imagine
Imagine who?
Imagine deez nuts - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Dragon
Dragon who?
Dragon deez nuts
Conclusion 🧠
From legendary one-liners to themed punchlines, these Deez Nuts jokes deliver laughs, surprises, and endless entertainment.
Use them wisely, prank responsibly, and always keep your timing sharp.
If you’re into sports, memes, or classic knock-knock formats, there’s a Deez Nuts zinger for everyone. 😂🔥
