255+Best Jokes to Celebrate Tell a Joke Day 2025

255+ Best Jokes to Celebrate Tell a Joke Day 2025 is your one-stop laugh factory for the year’s most hilarious content!

Whether you’re looking to crack up your friends, win the group chat, or just brighten your mood, these trending jokes will do the trick.

From witty one-liners to side-splitting punchlines, we’ve curated the funniest, freshest, and most shareable jokes to keep the laughter rolling.

Perfect for social media captions, stand-up inspo, or just making someone smile — get ready to own Tell a Joke Day 2025 like never before!

National Tell a Joke Day

Why did the scarecrow win an award 🏆 Because he was outstanding in his field
What do you call fake spaghetti 🍝 An impasta
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high 😳 She looked surprised
Why don’t skeletons fight each other ☠️ They don’t have the guts
Want to hear a construction joke 🏗️ I’m still working on it
I used to play piano by ear 👂 Now I use my hands
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours 🧀 Nacho cheese
Parallel lines have so much in common ➖ It’s a shame they’ll never meet
I told a time traveler a joke ⏳ But he didn’t get it yet
Why did the bicycle fall over 🚲 It was two tired
I’m on a seafood diet 🐟 I see food and I eat it
I got hit in the head with a soda can 🥤 Good thing it was a soft drink
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom 🚽 Because the “P” is silent
Why did the math book look sad 📘 Because it had too many problems
I asked the librarian if the library had books on paranoia 😨 She whispered, “They’re right behind you”

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut 🚀 He just needed a little space
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot 🥕 A carrot
My dog used to chase people on a bike 🚴‍♂️ It got so bad I had to take his bike away
Why don’t some couples go to the gym 💪 Because some relationships don’t work out
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity 📖 It’s impossible to put down
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went 🌅 Then it dawned on me
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants ⛳ In case he got a hole in one
I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey 🕺 But I turned myself around
Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long 👃 Because then it would be a foot
Tried to tell a chemistry joke ⚗️ But got no reaction
Why are frogs so happy 🐸 They eat whatever bugs them
If April showers bring May flowers 🌧️🌼 What do Mayflowers bring Pilgrims
I told a joke about pizza 🍕 But it was a little cheesy
What’s a skeleton’s favorite instrument 🎷 A trom-bone
I called my boss to say I’ll be late 🕘 He said “Again?”

August 16 is your new favorite holiday 🎉 Tell jokes like it’s your job
Did you hear about the August 16 celebration calendar 📅 It’s all punchlines and no deadlines
Why is August 16 the funniest day 😆 It has better timing than a stand-up comic
On August 16, laughter becomes mandatory 😂 Government approved
My alarm on August 16 🔔 Just said “Laugh now”
If jokes were currency 💵 August 16 would make us millionaires
I asked Siri the date 📱 She said “It’s National Joke Day. Finally, I’m relevant.”
The calendar said August 16 📆 I said “Let’s clown around”
If August 16 had a mascot 🤡 It would be a giggling emoji
Do clowns celebrate August 16 too 🎪 Of course, it’s their Christmas
Why is August 16 a big deal 🎈 It gives dad jokes their own Olympics
I asked my friend the date 📅 He said “Tell a joke and find out”
August 16: where jokes fly and seriousness dies 😵‍💫
Best thing about August 16 ❓ It’s pun-derful
I wrote this joke on August 16 📝 But forgot the punchline